lacruinticity

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The gross sludge that stays at the bottom of the milk carton like it’s been insulted and forgotten.

My milk was so bad I could’ve used it as a face mask.

That milk looked like it had been left out in the rain and then insulted.

I drank it and now I regret my life choices.

The milk’s last stand before it turns into a sad excuse for a drink.

I tried to drink it and it tasted like old socks and regret.

It was so bad I gave it a standing ovation for being so sad.

That milk was the worst I’ve ever seen.

The milk’s final insult, left at the bottom like it was told to shut up and die.

I poured it out and it felt like a relief.

That milk was like my ex after a bad breakup.

I drank it and my soul cried.