lacrosstitute

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A girl who’s been with every lacrosse player on her team. She’s like the team’s official groupie and probably got a free pizza for it.

I’ve dated 3 of the 5 guys on the team. I’m not even trying anymore.

I’m the reason the team’s GPA is lower than their stamina.

I’ve been to 7 games this month. I’m not even going for the free snacks.

A girl who thinks lacrosse players are the only ones worth having sex with. She sits in the front row just to flirt with them.

I’m at every game. I bring my own highlighter to circle the hot guys.

I’ve had 4 guys on the team this year. 2 of them are still on the team.

I went to the game just to see if he’d smile at me.

A Canadian girl who goes to lacrosse games just to get laid by the players. She probably brings her own beer.

I came to the game with 3 friends. 2 of them are now my exes.

I was at the game because the guy I liked was playing. Now I have a crush on his brother.

I drank 5 beers and slept with 2 guys. That’s my definition of success.

A girl who’s had sex with every single person on the lacrosse team. She’s like the team’s official sex buddy.

I’ve had sex with the entire team. I don’t even know why I’m still on the team.

I’ve slept with 6 guys on the team. 3 of them are now my exes.

I’ve been with the whole team. I think I’m the team’s official groupie.

The girl who got stripped by the Duke Lacrosse team. She’s the reason they got in trouble.

I got stripped by the whole team. I still get texts from them.

The guy I dated got in trouble for stripping me. Now I’m a legend.

They ran the train on me. I’m still famous for it.

A girl who only likes guys who play lacrosse. She wears her collar up and takes hits from the team.

I like guys who play lacrosse. I even wear my collar up for them.

I took a hit from the team for dating the captain. Now I’m the team’s favorite.

I wear my collar up just to impress the guys on the team.

A girl who’ll do anything for a guy who plays lacrosse, even blow him in the middle of the game.

I did oral sex on him during the game. He got distracted and we lost.

I did blow jobs in the middle of the game. Now I’m the team’s official girlfriend.

I blew him in the middle of the game. He still got the win.