lacrossetitute

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A girl so desperate for a lacrosse guy she’d lick a shoe and call it a romantic gesture.

I’d eat a whole pizza for a chance to sit next to him at practice.

I texted him at 2 a. m. just to ask if he had a crush.

I wore a shirt that said 'I love you' in glitter and cried when he didn’t notice.

A woman who’s slept with so many lacrosse players she’s got a map of their faces tattooed on her legs.

He’s the third one this month. I’m starting to get tired of their stupid hair.

I’ve dated five of them. All of them think they’re the best player ever.

I’ve got a tattoo of their faces. They’re all on my legs. I’m proud.