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So good-looking it makes your face look like a broken toilet
He walked in and my face fell off
I tried to look cool but I just looked like a sad hot dog
His face is so nice I cried
LacrosseKing
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A god among men but your face is a disgrace
He’s a king and I’m a smelly sock
He’s the sun and I’m a burnt marshmallow
He’s a superhero and I’m a failed sidekick
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So handsome it makes your face look like a dead raccoon
He walked in and I died inside
I tried to smile but I just looked like a frowning potato
He’s the definition of beauty and I’m just a sad shadow