lacrosse vs. baseball

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the worst fight since the pizza guy tried to steal the chicken nuggets
'Baseball is for wimps who can't even throw a ball properly!'
'Lacrosse is for posers who think they're cool just because they have a stick!'
'You failed at baseball, so you're a disgrace to the sport!'
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a dumb debate where baseball players think they're the kings of the field, but everyone knows they're just fake royalty
'Lacrosse is harder! You gotta run, pass, and dodge like a man!'
'Baseball is the real deal! You just stand there and hope the ball hits you!'
'You started baseball, failed, and became a lacrosse player. That’s not a promotion, that’s a demotion!'
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a fight that happens every time a baseball player sees a lacrosse player and gets mad that they’re not the best
'Lacrosse players can’t even handle the rain! They’re like ducks in a storm!'
'Baseball players play in the rain, and they still look cool!'
'You try to end the conversation? That’s just your way of saying you’re scared of the truth!'
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lacrosse is the best because baseball is for people who don’t know what cool is
'Baseball players can’t even run in the rain! They’re like wet socks!'
'Lacrosse players are out there in the rain, and they’re still cool!'
'Baseball is for people who think standing there is a sport!'
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