Lacrosse Practice

My cousin said lacrosse practice was like a meatball party with a side of shoving.

I saw my brother's face after practice and it looked like he got hit by a bus and a pizza.

My friend's mom said lacrosse practice was the only time her son didn't try to run away from her.

My brother said lacrosse practice was like a wrestling match but with sticks and no mercy.

My friend's dog ran into practice and got stuck in the middle of a game.

My cousin's teacher said lacrosse practice was the reason he started crying in math class.

My neighbor said lacrosse practice was like a boy band fight but with more screaming.

I saw my uncle throw a water bottle at a boy during practice and missed completely.

My friend's dad said he went to lacrosse practice and it felt like a war zone with more yelling.