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the hottest humans on the planet. every girl drools over them. they’re so good looking, they have their own kind of prostitute. it’s called a lacrossetitute. everyone wants to be with them.
My crush is a lacrosse player. I’m gonna die of jealousy.
Why do all the girls like him? He’s just a lacrosse player.
I would date a lacrosse player even if he was my teacher.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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a group of losers who couldn’t cut it on the football team. they’re just there to make the sport look worse.
Why are they even on the team? They’re worse than me.
They’re just a bunch of football reject losers.
I could beat them in a foot race. They’re not even fast.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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a guy who’s too good for baseball. he got bored of the slow game and switched to lacrosse. he probably plays football or hockey too. he can beat your ass any day.
He plays three sports and still beats me in gym class.
He’s got the coordination of a robot.
I bet he could beat me in a fight and still have time to do homework.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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shut up, football. half the lacrosse players are also football stars. they’re smart, fit, and not lazy like the football guys. football players are just big, dumb, lazy sacks of meat.
Football players are like meat bags. They don’t even try.
Lacrosse players are smart and fit. Football players are just fat.
Football players rag on people. Lacrosse players just play.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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not a loser. they love sperrys, nice clothes, and girls. they’re cool, they’re hot, and they know how to dress. they’re the best looking guys in school.
He wears sperrys and looks good doing it.
He’s got the best hair in school and knows how to dress.
He dates any girl who’s worth dating. He’s a real player.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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a guy who thinks he’s the best. he wears sperrys, club shorts, and thinks he’s the top dog. he gets all the girls because he’s hot and stylish.
He thinks he’s the king of the school because he wears sperrys.
He’s got girls throwing themselves at him.
He’s so stylish, he’s got a whole fashion line.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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a kid who played baseball and failed. he quit to play lacrosse because he thought he was better. he’s a total jerk and probably sucks at lacrosse too.
He was terrible at baseball and now he thinks he’s great.
He’s a jerk who thinks he’s the best at everything.
He probably can’t even catch a ball properly.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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