lacrosse indiana

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lacrosse indiana is a town so dead it smells like old socks and regret. only one gas station and one restaurant that serves food so bad it could make a dog cry. all the kids are pothead losers and rednecks who think they’re cool
the only thing keeping this town alive is the kkk and the fact that everyone is too lazy to leave
the gas station runs out of coffee at 10 am and no one cares
the restaurant serves meat that looks like it came out of a swamp
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lacrosse indiana is a place where the only traffic is your uncle’s truck and a slow-moving cow. everyone is either high, drunk, or both. the kkk is everywhere but no one gives a damn
the only reason the town isn’t completely abandoned is because of the kkk and a bunch of stupid rednecks
the restaurant only serves meatloaf and it’s basically a crime
the gas station is the only place you can get coffee and it’s the worst
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lacrosse indiana is a town so small it thinks it’s a city. only one gas station and one restaurant that serves food that tastes like regret. everyone is either a pothead or a redneck who thinks they’re tough
the only thing people do here is smoke weed and argue about the kkk
the restaurant food is so bad it should come with a warning label
the gas station is the only place you can get coffee and it tastes like dirt
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