Lacrosse Goalie Swag

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Knee-high socks that look like they were stolen from a rainbow. Sweat pants are shoved into them like they're trying to escape.

My socks are so bright, my attack man thinks I'm wearing a disco ball.

The sweat pants are so colorful, they make my middie cry.

I looked like a walking neon sign. My team was confused.

Head, mesh, and Lazer green shooters that scream at the attack men like they're their worst enemy.

My head looked like it was on fire. The middie ran away.

The mesh screamed so loud, the ref had to shut it up.

Lazer green shooters made my attack man look like he was blind.

Arm bands so big, they look like they were made for giants. Tape and shoe laces are so bright, they blind the enemy.

My arm bands are so big, I looked like a monster. The middie was scared.

Bright tape made my attack man yell like a baby.

Shoe laces were so bright, I think I blinded the whole team.