Lacrosse girls

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A girl who plays lax and thinks it's the only thing that matters. She’s gonna tell you she’s gonna be famous one day.
'I’m gonna be a pro lax player. You’ll know my name.'
'If I don’t make the team, I’m gonna cry in the locker room.'
'Lax is my life. My mom’s life. My dog’s life.'
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Hot girls who run fast and are covered in freckles. They are rude, but everyone wants them.
'She called me fat in the hallway. Then asked me to prom.'
'She sat next to me at lunch and made me feel like dirt.'
'She got a 100 on the test and still called me a failure.'
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A place where girls go to beat the hell out of each other.
'I saw her on the field and I knew she was gonna beat me up.'
'She looked at me and I knew I was in trouble.'
'She ran at me like a crazy person and I knew I was doomed.'
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A version of guys lacrosse that’s way too complicated. They should just let us hit each other with sticks.
'Why do we have to follow all these rules? Just hit me with the stick!'
'I don’t care about the rules. I just want to hit her.'
'They made it too hard. I’m gonna get revenge on the coach.'
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A version of guys lacrosse where girls use brains instead of brute force. Some of them are pretty good.
'She passed the ball like a pro. I had no idea she was that good.'
'She moved like a ninja. I couldn’t even catch the ball.'
'She beat me and I was too tired to even yell at her.'
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A version of guys lacrosse that’s way too complicated. They should just let us hit each other with sticks.
'I swear, if I have to tiptoe again, I’m gonna throw my stick.'
'I didn’t sign up for this nonsense. I wanted to hit her with the stick.'
'I’m gonna make the coach regret making this rule.'
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A sport that’s way better than guys lacrosse. It’s graceful and amazing to watch. The goalies are like superheroes.
'She blocked every shot like a superhero. I was in awe.'
'The goalie moved like a ninja. I didn’t even know she was that good.'
'I watched the game and I knew it was the best sport ever.'
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