lacrosse boys

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the only people who think they're god and also have the body to back it up
I saw a lacrosse boy and immediately questioned my life choices
My crush is a lacrosse boy and I might actually die from happiness
I tried to flirt with a lacrosse boy and he just looked at me like I was a typo
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the kind of human that makes your face feel like it's melting and your heart feel like it's exploding
I saw a lacrosse boy and my brain short-circuited
My friend asked me why I was smiling and I just said 'a lacrosse boy'
I walked past a lacrosse boy and I forgot how to breathe
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the only thing that can make you forget you ever had a crush on a normal guy
I kissed a lacrosse boy and now I think I'm in love
My first kiss was with a lacrosse boy and I'll never be the same
I kissed a lacrosse boy and now my life is a rom-com
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the only day of the year that is officially declared a holiday just so you can go find the cutest local lacrosse boy
November 1st is my favorite day of the year because it's officially 'find the cutest lacrosse boy day'
I told my mom I was going to school and she said 'no you're going to find a lacrosse boy'
November 1st is like a free pass to be obsessed with lacrosse boys
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a group of guys who think they're the only ones who matter and also wear so much padding it looks like they're going to war
Lacrosse boys are the only people who think they're the best and also wear full body armor
I tried to talk to a lacrosse boy and he just looked at me like I was a threat
They play a game that is basically a war and they wear padding like they're going to battle
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