Lacrosse

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A sport for the un-athletic and the clueless. It’s for kids who think they’re tough because they can dodge a ball but can’t tie their shoes.

My cousin plays lacrosse. He once dropped the ball and fell over. Classic.

Lacrosse is just football with a ball that doesn’t hit you. What’s the point?

I tried lacrosse once. I got tackled by a kid who weighs 100 pounds and cried like a baby.

You play lacrosse because you’re too stupid to play football and too lazy to play basketball.

Lacrosse is just football with a ball. What’s the difference? You’re still running around like a maniac.

My brother plays lacrosse because he failed football. Big deal.

I got laughed at for playing lacrosse. It was the worst.

Lacrosse is a sport for kids who can’t hit a curveball and think they’re cool because of it.

I tried lacrosse. I missed the ball, fell down, and got tackled by my own coach.

Lacrosse is for kids who think they’re better than everyone else just because they play a sport with a stick.

My friend plays lacrosse. He can’t even catch a ball, but he thinks he’s tough.

Only rich white kids play lacrosse. It’s like a club for people who have never had to work a day in their life.

My friend plays lacrosse. His parents pay for everything. He’s rich and lazy.

Lacrosse is for kids who have never had to work a day in their life. They just play with sticks and cry if they lose.

Lacrosse is just a rich kid’s version of football. They get all the gear, and we get nothing.

Lacrosse is full of dumbass kids who think they’re cool and hate on everyone else, especially baseball players.

My cousin plays lacrosse. He thinks he’s the king of the world because he plays with a stick.

Lacrosse kids are the worst. They think they’re cool and hate on everyone else.

Lacrosse kids hate on baseball players. They’re like, ‘Why even play baseball when you can play with a stick?’

Lacrosse is a stupid game that combines football, soccer, and hockey, but with gay butterfly nets and no real strategy.

Lacrosse is like football with a ball, soccer with a stick, and hockey with no rules. It’s confusing.

Lacrosse is the worst. You run around with a stick, and no one knows what’s going on.

Lacrosse is a stupid game with butterfly nets and no real rules. Who even invented this?

Lacrosse is for rich, dumb, over-privileged kids who think they’re tough because they play with a stick and cry when they lose.

My friend plays lacrosse. He thinks he’s tough, but he cries when he gets tackled.

Lacrosse kids are the worst. They’re rich, dumb, and think they’re cool.

Lacrosse is for kids who think they’re tough because they play with a stick and cry when they lose.