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My mom saw a cat get hit by a car and started wailing like she lost her entire family.

He cried so hard during the movie that the theater got a water leak from his nose.

She got a B on her math test and cried like she failed the entire year.

He cried so much over a broken pencil that his classmates had to give him a tissue sandwich.

She got a bad hair day and cried like it was the end of the world.

He saw a sad dog and cried so hard he got a nosebleed.