lacriminfantem

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A human who cries like a broken toilet when life doesn't hand them a gold-plated cookie.

Why did you fail the test? I cried so hard my face turned into a soup bowl.

He threw a tantrum in the middle of the grocery store because he wanted candy and not apples.

She cried for an hour because her lunch had a pickle instead of a hot dog.

A person who screams like a banshee just because they didn’t get the last slice of pizza.

I cried so much in class my teacher thought I was being tortured.

He cried because his video game character died. It was just a game.

She cried in the hallway because her best friend ate her snack.

Someone who turns into a sobbing mess because their soda was too cold or their shoes were too tight.

He cried because his shoes were uncomfortable. Like it was the end of the world.

She cried in the middle of the park because her ice cream was melting.

He started wailing because his socks were inside out.

A human who breaks down into tears like a leaking faucet when things go even slightly wrong.

He cried because his math homework had one wrong answer. One. Wrong. Answer.

She started sobbing because she had to wear mismatched socks.

He cried in the middle of the street because his favorite toy was lost.

A person who acts like they were personally insulted by the universe just because their snack was too small.

He cried because his snack was smaller than his brother’s.

She sobbed in the hallway because her juice box was only half full.

He cried for ten minutes because he didn’t get the biggest cookie.