lacrid

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when your eyes turn into a swamp because the air is hotter than your grandma's cooking and drier than a desert rat's ass.

My eyes were leaking like a broken faucet in the middle of the Sahara. Lacrid level: 10/10.

I walked into the desert and came out looking like a crying baby who just got kicked by a donkey.

The heat made my eyes so wet, I could’ve drowned a camel.

when your eyes start crying so hard, it looks like you're being tortured by a thousand tiny water balloons.

I was so dry, my eyes cried like I just got hit by a hose from the sky.

The sun was so brutal, my eyes cried like my ex broke up with me again.

My eyes were so watery, I could’ve started a lake.

when your eyes get so wet from the dry air, it feels like you’re sitting in a puddle of tears with a fan on your face.

I was so lacrid, I could’ve cried my eyes out just looking at the horizon.

My eyes were so wet, I could’ve swam to the next state.

The air was so dry, my tears were like a waterfall in a desert.

when your eyes are so dry, they start leaking like a broken faucet in a sauna.

My eyes were so lacrid, I looked like a crying raccoon in a hot tub.

I was so dry, my eyes cried like I just got yelled at by my mom for failing math.

The heat was so bad, my eyes cried like I was drowning in a pool of tears.

when your eyes are so watery from the dry heat, it looks like you've been crying for hours while being roasted by the sun.

My eyes were so lacrid, I looked like I just got kicked by a goat in a desert.

The sun was so intense, my eyes cried like I was being tortured with a thousand straws.

I was so dry, my eyes cried like I had been swimming in tears all day.