lacresha

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Drinking so much you turn into a crazy black woman who won’t shut up and eats your man’s soul for breakfast.

I came home drunk and yelled at my ex for cheating on me with my cousin.

She drank 12 shots and started a fight with the bartender over a bad margarita.

My friend got so lacresha she texted her ex 47 times in one night.

A woman so smart and hot she makes men act like they’re in a trance and forget their own names.

She got a perfect score on the test and still managed to make my brother blush.

He saw her in the bar and forgot how to walk.

She texted him a math equation and he responded with a heart emoji.

The kind of woman who makes men feel like they’re in love and also like they’re being used.

He asked her out and now he can’t stop thinking about her.

She texted him a compliment and he texted back three paragraphs.

He followed her to the store just to buy the same snack she had.