Lacrashing

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When you become a swan and force your way into someone's pants

I was eating a sandwich when he turned into a swan and started humping my leg.

My mom's friend's dog did the swan thing and tried to sit on my face.

At the park, a swan ran up and gave me a love tap that could knock out a rhino.

Transforming into a swan just to give someone a brutal face massage

That swan ran at me like it was going to hit me with a tennis ball.

My cousin turned into a swan and gave me a kiss so hard my nose broke.

The swan came out of the lake and started kissing my forehead like it was my job.

Becoming a swan and then grinding your pelvis into someone like a drunk dance partner

That swan came out of nowhere and started grinding me like I was at a club.

My neighbor turned into a swan and tried to hip thrust my face off.

The swan was so into the grind, it left a permanent mark on my shirt.