Lacranion

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A chunky idiot with a dumb name that sounds like a milk-slinging crayon freak. He probably sucks at everything and still thinks he’s cool.

Lacranion tried to draw a stick figure and it looked like a melted hot dog.

He called his dog 'Lactose' and it bit him.

He tried to play chess and lost in 3 moves.

A huge loser who thinks his name is fancy. It’s just a mix of milk and crayons. He can’t even win a game of checkers.

Lacranion tried to beat me at checkers and I won by accident.

He tried to do a magic trick with crayons and it exploded.

He named his goldfish 'Lactose' and it died.

A big dummy with a name that’s just milk and crayons. He can’t even play a decent game of tag. He’s a total virgin.

Lacranion tried to run in tag and tripped over a crayon.

He tried to paint a mural and it looked like a baby threw up.

He tried to be cool and just sat there.