lacramioara

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Lacramioara is a girl so perfect it hurts. She’s got more attitude than a backstab and looks like she was born in a beauty contest.
Lacramioara walked in and the whole room went silent. Like someone just dropped a mic and a pizza.
She showed up to class wearing pajamas and still made me cry.
Tried to flirt with her. Got ignored. Then she laughed. I died.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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Lacramioara is the kind of girl who makes you feel like a piece of trash. She’s got salt in her veins and looks like she was made by God.
Saw her in the hallway and felt like I just got dumped by my ex and my dog.
She gave me a look that could melt ice cream and make a saint cry.
Tried to be cool. She looked at me. I became a ghost.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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Lacramioara is like a perfect pizza. You know it’s gonna taste good, but you also know it’s gonna ruin your life.
She came to the party and I forgot my own name.
She smiled at me and I got a tattoo.
Tried to be friends with her. Now I have a crush and a broken heart.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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Lacramioara is the kind of girl who makes you feel like you’re wearing a neon sign that says 'I’m ugly.' She’s got looks, salt, and a personality that slaps.
She walked in and I felt like I was on a reality show and I lost.
She talked to me. I felt like I just got yelled at by my mom and my math teacher.
She laughed at my joke. I cried. Then I got a bruise.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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Lacramioara is the girl who’s so good, she’s like a golden retriever with a chainsaw. You love her, but she’ll probably kill you.
She smiled at me and I got a confidence boost. Then I got dumped.
She came to my birthday and I forgot my own name.
Tried to copy her style. Now I look like I was dressed by a raccoon.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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Lacramioara is like a unicorn. You know she’s real, but you also know she’s gonna make your life a living hell.
She walked in and I felt like I was in a war.
She talked to me. I got a migraine and a crush.
She laughed at my joke. I cried and then I got yelled at.
by Slangipedia 22h ago
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