Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The flavor of a whiteboard when it's been chewed by a kid who thinks it's candy

My nephew bit the whiteboard and cried like it was a toothpick

That whiteboard tastes like regret and glitter

I tried to eat the whiteboard and it tasted like my childhood

2

When you lick a whiteboard and it hits you like a bad punchline

I licked the whiteboard and it tasted like my failed math test

That whiteboard was so bad I nearly vomited

My friend tried to lick the board and now he's in the nurse's office

3

The taste of a whiteboard when it's been used by a teacher who hates life

That whiteboard tastes like my teacher's bad mood

I got a stomachache from the whiteboard's flavor

I ate the board and now I'm stuck in a math problem forever

4

When you try to eat a whiteboard and it tastes like your brain on a bad day

I bit the board and it felt like my brain was being erased

That board was so bad I cried

I tried to eat it and it tasted like my failures

5

The flavor of a whiteboard after it's been used by a kid who never brushes their teeth

That board tastes like my friend's mouth after a week of no brushing

I licked the board and it was like licking a dirty sock

That whiteboard was so gross I nearly died

6

The taste of a whiteboard when it's been used by a teacher who never sleeps

That board tastes like a teacher who hasn't slept in a month

I ate the board and it felt like I was being lectured by a zombie

That board was so tired it gave me a headache