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A dude who puts a bowl on his head like a stupid hat and shaves the rest of his head bald, making him look like a f***ed-up version of a Dutch painter. The girl version is called a Lacquer Girl.
My cousin tried to be a Lacquer Boy and now he looks like a failed science experiment.
She showed up at the party with a bowl on her head and a side of regret.
He tried to be cool, but now he's just a bowl and a bad haircut.