lacovara

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A ‘lacovara’ is someone who flops around with a massive dong like it’s a personal attack. They can’t stop wagging their crane like it’s the last day of school.
My cousin tried to be cool at the pool and ended up being a lacovara. The whole neighborhood saw it.
He tried to impress the barista but just became a lacovara in front of everyone.
I was walking my dog when my neighbor started being a lacovara. The dog ran away.
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To be a ‘lacovara’ means you’re so full of yourself you think your dong is a trophy. You wag your crane like it’s a dance-off and nobody asked you to join.
She came into the club and immediately became a lacovara. No one knew what hit them.
He got into a fight with a chicken because he was being a lacovara.
At the park, my friend tried to be a lacovara and ended up falling into a lake.
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A ‘lacovara’ is when your dong is so big it makes the flop look like a disaster. You wag your crane like you’ve got nothing better to do.
My brother tried to be cool at the beach, but he turned into a lacovara and got laughed at.
He tried to flirt with a girl, but he was being a lacovara the whole time.
At the party, my friend was a lacovara and no one could look at him.
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