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A ‘lacovara’ is someone who flops around with a massive dong like it’s a personal attack. They can’t stop wagging their crane like it’s the last day of school.
My cousin tried to be cool at the pool and ended up being a lacovara. The whole neighborhood saw it.
He tried to impress the barista but just became a lacovara in front of everyone.
I was walking my dog when my neighbor started being a lacovara. The dog ran away.