lacosting

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When someone wears a Lacoste like it's the last day on Earth and they're gonna die if they take it off.
Bro, you're wearing a Lacoste like it's your last meal.
I saw that guy in the mall wearing a Lacoste like it was his last breath.
My cousin wears a Lacoste every day like it's his second skin.
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It's got a crocodile, not a fake alligator, and it's for rich kids who think a popped collar is the most important thing in life.
That kid's got a popped collar like he just won the lottery.
My mom buys a Lacoste every year like it's a tax deduction.
He wore a Lacoste to the grocery store like it was a red carpet event.
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Some French guy started it in 1933 because he wanted to wear something cool while playing tennis and not look like a complete dork.
That guy's got a Lacoste like it was handed down from his ancestors.
He wears a Lacoste every time he plays tennis like it's a sacred ritual.
That Lacoste costs $70, and he wears it like it's free.
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It's a fancy French brand that only the rich and fashion-obsessed can afford. You can't just walk in and buy it.
That girl wears a Lacoste like it's her crown.
He wore a Lacoste to the party like he was the king of the night.
She bought a Lacoste like it was the only thing that mattered.
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It's a preppy brand with a crocodile on the shirt. It costs $72, and if you got it for less, it's probably a fake.
He wore a Lacoste like it was the most important thing in his life.
That guy bought a Lacoste like it was the holy grail of shirts.
She wore a Lacoste to the gym like it was a luxury item.
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It's like the holy grail of polos. It started in 1933 and it's got the best cotton money can buy. It’s expensive, but it's worth it.
That guy's got a Lacoste like it's the only shirt that matters.
She wore a Lacoste every day like it was a fashion statement.
He bought a Lacoste like it was a treasure map.
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It's the fanciest collar you can wear. If you pop it, you're showing off like you're trying to impress the whole world.
He popped the collar like it was his last breath.
That girl popped the collar like it was her best friend.
He wore it to the store like he was going to a royal ball.
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