lacosta

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A massage where the guy gets squished by a woman while sucking her tits and rubbing her back like a damn dog. It’s like a spa for cocky guys who think they’re fancy.

Bro, I got LaCosta'd at the spa and felt like a king. Then I peed my pants.

My guy friend got LaCosta'd and now he can't stop talking about it.

I paid $500 for a LaCosta and still didn't get a date.

by Slangipedia 13h ago

A hot white girl who talks to ten guys at once just for fun. She’s got trust issues, depression, and a serious smoke habit. She’s only had two relationships and doesn’t care about anyone.

That LaCosta girl hit on me and then ignored me for the rest of the night.

I asked her out and she said, 'I have 10 other guys to bother.'

She smoked three packs and still laughed at my jokes like I was the funniest person alive.

by Slangipedia 13h ago