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A girl who acts like a royalty and looks like she just stepped out of a fairy tale, but she's still a brat.
She walks into the room like she owns it, but she still got mad because I took her snack.
She called me a peasant for not saying hello properly.
She thinks she's a queen, but she still cried when her phone died.
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A guy who can't handle any kind of stress and will scream like a banshee if you poke him.
He threw a tantrum because I flicked his ear.
He yelled at me for moving his cup.
He had a meltdown because I used his pen.
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A guy so hot he could make a girl forget her own name and want to sleep with him every day.
He walked in and I forgot my own name.
He smiled and I started thinking about my future.
He looked at me and I immediately wanted to bang him.
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A guy with no balls who still got a scrotum and never got circumcised, so he's stuck with that.
He got laughed at because he had no balls.
He cried when he found out he wasn't circumcised.
He's the poorest guy in the group because he got no balls and no surgery.
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