Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

insane as a squirrel on meth; acting like a clown who got hit by a truck

My cousin wore a chicken suit to a funeral. Lacoontapalipanookie.

He proposed to his dog. Lacoontapalipanookie.

She started a fire just to see what would happen. Lacoontapalipanookie.

2

so stupid it makes a donkey cry; doing things that make no sense and also make you want to die

He ate a whole pizza for breakfast. Lacoontapalipanookie.

She texted her ex a 500-word poem about cereal. Lacoontapalipanookie.

He tried to fly with a kite. Lacoontapalipanookie.

3

like a monkey who got kicked out of a circus and then joined a gang

He dressed up as a taco for Halloween. Lacoontapalipanookie.

She started a band called 'The Socks.' Lacoontapalipanookie.

He threw a party in the middle of the desert. Lacoontapalipanookie.

4

acting like a toddler who just got told he can't have dessert and then threw a tantrum in a library

He screamed in math class. Lacoontapalipanookie.

She painted the walls with glitter. Lacoontapalipanookie.

He tried to eat a whole cake in one bite. Lacoontapalipanookie.

5

so dumb it could make a robot question its life choices

He tried to talk to a goat. Lacoontapalipanookie.

She wore socks to bed. Lacoontapalipanookie.

He started a fight over a sandwich. Lacoontapalipanookie.