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A Spartan-style answer that’s so short it feels like you were hit with a brick. It’s basically the verbal equivalent of a middle finger.
Yo, what’s up?
Nothing.
That’s it? You’re gonna leave me hanging like that?
laconic
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When you answer like a short, angry, and very tired man who just saw his dog get run over by a bus.
Why are you crying?
My dog died.
That’s all?
3
Talking like you have a mouth full of dirt and don’t want to waste any more energy than you already have.
What’s your name?
Steve.
That’s it?
4
When you speak like you just finished a marathon and are too tired to even form full sentences.
What’s the plan?
Run.
That’s it?
5
When you talk like you just got kicked in the balls and are too sore to say anything else.
How’s the weather?
Cold.
That’s it?
6
A weak, skinny kid who breaks stuff for no reason, and everyone knows he’s going to get caught by his mom.
Why’d you break the lamp?
Because I felt like it.
You’re gonna get in trouble.
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When you’re lying on the floor with so much cum on you it looks like you got doused by a cum cannon from a bunch of guys.
What’s that smell?
Cum.
That’s all?