laconia

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A tiny town in New Hampshire that thinks it's the center of the universe. Full of fake gangsters, preppies, and druggies who all think they're cool. Has the biggest arcade ever and a beach that’s only fun if you’re a tourist.

My cousin moved to Laconia and now thinks he's Snoop Dogg. He just raps in the grocery store.

I went to Funspot and spent $50 on candy. Worth it.

Weirs Beach is just a bunch of people wearing neon and pretending they're at a concert.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A place in Greece that’s supposedly where you go when you die. Theseus and his dumb friend went there to kidnap a goddess and got stuck forever. Don’t go there if you want to come back.

My history teacher said Laconia is where your soul goes if you fail a test.

I’d rather go to Hades than sit through another history lesson.

Theseus should’ve just stayed in the Underworld. It’s way better than middle school.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

The fanciest town in New Hampshire. It’s got everything, lakes, mountains, and tourists who think they’re living their best life. It’s so far north that even Boston can’t save it.

I went to Laconia and got lost. Turns out I was just 10 miles from my house.

The tourists there think they’re in a movie. They even bring cameras.

Laconia is like the fanciest version of a small town. It’s got style and attitude.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago