laconda

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Laconda is a smartass who doesn’t know when to shut up... She’s got a body that makes men drool and a mouth that could curse a saint... She’ll party until the sun dies and then some.
Laconda showed up to the bar at 3 AM and started a fight with the bouncer. No one knew why.
She texted me at 2 AM: 'I'm still dancing. You’re still sleeping. That’s a problem.'
At the wedding, she drank three bottles of wine and proposed to the DJ.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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Laconda is a walking legend... She’s got the looks of a goddess, the eyes of a devil, and the heart of a wildcat... She doesn’t just party, she conquers it.
She showed up to the concert in a bra and a pair of jeans. No one else wore a bra.
She turned a simple dinner into a wrestling match with her ex.
She texted me: 'I’m going to the club. You better be there or I’ll find you.'
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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Laconda is a hot mess who doesn’t know when to stop... She’s got the body of a goddess, the eyes of a saint, and the mouth of a sailor... She can party from Eight to Eighty and still have energy.
She showed up to the meeting with a hangover and a tattoo on her forehead.
She started a fight with the barista because the coffee was too hot.
She sent a group message at 3 AM: 'We’re going to the club. No excuses.'
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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