Lacombe

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A tiny Louisiana town where everyone's related and the drugs are stronger than your grandma's love.

Lacombe is like a family reunion with a meth lab in the backyard.

That town is so inbred, the crack is jealous.

I got high in Lacombe and saw my cousin's ghost.

The most snooze-worthy spot on Earth, but some people there can kick your ass and still make you feel bad about it.

Lacombe is so boring, even the cows yawn.

I went to Lacombe and my brain turned to mush.

That town is sleepy, but don't mess with the locals.

A Canadian town so perfect, it’s like the government gave it a gold star and a free pizza.

Lacombe is the best place to live, unless you hate pizza.

That town is so good, even your mom would move there.

I want to retire in Lacombe, just so I can eat free pizza every day.

A wild, loud girl who loves people and animals, but when she’s mad, she’ll rip your face off.

She’s the kind of friend who’ll hug you and then punch your brother.

That girl’s crazy, but she’s the best at heart.

She’s like a puppy who also has a temper.

A smelly, loud, annoying guy who flirts with anyone, can’t control his rage, and is too ugly to get laid.

That guy’s the worst, he’s like a bad smell in a loud room.

He’s so obnoxious, even the rats run away from him.

He’s the kind of guy who can’t get laid and still thinks he’s a king.