LaCole

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A total legend who throws her whole heart into everything she does; she’s hot as hell and cool as a frozen pizza; if you don’t like her, you’re a sad little loser.

LaCole is the reason I passed math. She basically taught me how to multiply while doing cartwheels.

I asked her for a date and she said 'sure' then texted me a picture of her dog in a speedo.

She gave me a 10/10 on my essay. I got a 10/10 on my life now.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A freakin’ masterpiece of a human being; she’s got the looks, the smarts, and the attitude to back it up; if you hate her, you’re just jealous.

LaCole turned my science project into a rap battle. I lost. Hard.

She told my crush he was ‘a 3 out of 10’ and then gave me a high five.

She texted me a meme about being a ‘sad loser’ after I failed her class.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

The most amazing person ever; she’s got the body of a goddess, the brain of a genius, and the guts to tell you exactly how bad you are at life.

LaCole made me cry during gym class. Then she laughed. Then she gave me a cookie.

She called my essay ‘a disaster’ and then graded it a 98.

She texted me a photo of her dog wearing my hat and said 'this is your life now.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A human miracle; she’s got the charm of a rock star, the smarts of a rocket scientist, and the nerve to tell you you’re a total disaster.

LaCole turned my essay into a musical. I had to sing it in front of the class.

She told my crush he was ‘a 2 out of 10’ and then texted me a heart emoji.

She gave me a 10/10 on my essay. I got a 10/10 on my life now.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A total queen; she’s got the looks, the brains, and the guts to tell you exactly how much of a loser you are.

LaCole turned my math test into a dance-off. I got a 70. She got a standing ovation.

She texted me a photo of my dog wearing her hat and said 'this is your life now.'

She told my crush he was 'a 1 out of 10' and then gave me a hug.

by Slangipedia 9d ago