Lacokism

Bro asked me if I was a woman. I said I was a man with Lacokism.

My cousin’s dog got Lacokism and just sat there like a confused donut.

My dad tried to make a joke and it fell flat. He has full-blown Lacokism.

My friend tried to flirt but had Lacokism. The girl walked away.

My uncle’s Lacokism is so bad, he’s like a chicken without feathers.

I told my teacher I had Lacokism. She gave me a D.

My brother has Lacokism. He’s like a pizza with no cheese or toppings.

I asked my mom if I had Lacokism. She said, 'You’re lucky you got any pecker at all.'

The guy at the gym had Lacokism. He couldn’t lift a single weight.

My neighbor has Lacokism. He’s like a man who forgot to bring his stick to the camping trip.

I told my crush I had Lacokism. He ran away screaming.

My dog’s got Lacokism. He’s like a sad hot dog with no meat.

My teacher said I had Lacokism. I said, 'I’m not a chicken.'

My dad has Lacokism. He’s like a chicken without a beak.

My friend’s dog got Lacokism and started barking at nothing.