Lacoda

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Lacoda is a tiny human who makes your life a mess. She’s a laugh factory, a brain full of nonsense, and looks like a dream.

She texted me at 3 AM with a meme and a question about why the sky is blue.

She turned my math test into a joke and got an A+

She wore pajamas to a meeting and made the boss laugh till he cried.

Lacoda is a human so small she could fit in a sock. She’s smarter than your teacher, funnier than your crush, and hot like a microwave.

She solved my algebra problem in 10 seconds and called me a ‘math dummy’.

She sent me a DM saying, ‘You’re a loser, but I like you.’

She walked into a room and the whole class stopped talking.

Lacoda is a human so tiny she could be a snack. She’s the funniest, smartest, and hottest thing in your life, and she doesn’t even try.

She laughed so hard during my presentation that she fell off her chair.

She aced the test and then made fun of me for getting a D.

She texted me during lunch with a joke and a photo of her eating a taco.