Lacocka

3 views · Added 2mo ago · 3 definitions

A La gang that can twist and jerk your dick like it’s a noodle in a soup kitchen

Bro just pulled my dick like it was a noodle in a soup kitchen

That La cocka made my dick do the cha-cha

He twisted my pecker so hard I thought it was gonna break

A La gang that has the power to make your dick feel like it’s being attacked by a herd of angry squirrels

My dick felt like it was being attacked by a herd of angry squirrels

That La cocka made my pecker scream

He pulled my willy like it was a rope on a donkey

A La gang that can turn your dick into a pretzel and laugh at your pain

He turned my cock into a pretzel and laughed at me

My dick is now a pretzel because of that La cocka

I looked like a hot dog in a pretzel machine