lacob

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A giant, sweaty, nose-picking, loud-mouthed, overgrown baboon with the brain of a dead goldfish.
@lacob why you wear a hoodie in July? you look like a sweaty potato.
lacob just ate a whole pizza by himself. he’s gonna explode.
lacob tried to explain quantum physics to a kid. kid cried.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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A bridge made of cheese between Jacob Sartorius and Louisa Tantzky. It’s weak, smelly, and collapses every time they argue.
lacob and his bridge just fell apart because he said Louisa had bad hair.
the bridge was holding up fine until he brought up his ex.
the cheese bridge is now a cheese mess because of a stupid argument.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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A guy who thinks he’s cool because he’s got two girls, one cup, and a obsession with fat chicks. Also, he can’t hear with just one ear. That’s not cool. That’s sad.
lacob tried to talk to both girls at once. he failed. badly.
he used one ear to listen and the other to eat. both ears got food stuck in them.
he tried to flirt with a fat chick and tripped over his own feet.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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