LaClare

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It’s when you sit your butt right in someone’s face and let it all go. Like a poop hurricane.
My cousin did LaClare on my little brother during math class. The teacher thought it was a fire alarm.
She LaClared me in the middle of a Zoom meeting. My boss asked if I was having a meltdown.
He LaClared his mom while she was making lasagna. Now the whole house smells like regret.
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The ugly, smelly, sticky stuff that’s left after you do your worst poop attack.
After my dog LaClared me, the mess was so bad I had to take a shower in the kitchen.
The LaClare left on my desk looked like a science experiment gone wrong.
My friend’s LaClare was so big, it had a life of its own.
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