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A person who calls someone ugly but secretly thinks they're hot and can't stop staring.
'They're the ugliest person I've ever seen,' he said, then stared at them like they were a free taco.
'She's so ugly it's almost cute,' he whispered, then face-timed her at 2 a. m.
He told his friend, 'That girl is a disaster,' then asked her to prom.