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A person who calls someone ugly but secretly thinks they're hot and can't stop staring.
'They're the ugliest person I've ever seen,' he said, then stared at them like they were a free taco.
'She's so ugly it's almost cute,' he whispered, then face-timed her at 2 a. m.
He told his friend, 'That girl is a disaster,' then asked her to prom.
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Someone who insults your looks but is actually jealous of your face.
'You look like a raccoon fell in a garbage can,' he said, then asked if he could borrow your face for his dating profile.
'That girl is a mess,' he told his mom, then texted her a photo of the girl.
He called her a 'disaster,' then asked if she wanted to be his girlfriend.
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A person who says you're ugly but can't stop liking you.
'You're the ugliest person I know,' he said, then followed her to the store.
'That girl is a nightmare,' he told his friend, then asked her to hang out.
He called her 'the worst,' then texted her a selfie with a heart emoji.
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Someone who says you're ugly but secretly thinks you're the best.
'She's the ugliest person on Earth,' he said, then asked her to be his girlfriend.
'That guy is a disaster,' he told his brother, then asked him to marry his sister.
He called her a 'disgrace,' then sent her a rose and a text that said, 'You're perfect.'
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A person who says you're ugly but is actually obsessed with your face.
'You're the ugliest person I've ever seen,' he said, then took 50 selfies with you.
'That girl is a nightmare,' he told his friend, then stalked her on Instagram.
He called her a 'disaster,' then texted her 17 times in one day.
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A person who says you're ugly but can't stop liking you even when you're being a mess.
'You're the ugliest person in the world,' he said, then followed you to the mall.
'That girl is a disaster,' he told his mom, then asked her to be his girlfriend.
He called her 'a mess,' then sent her a text that said, 'You're perfect, even when you're not.'
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