lacky ass

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A human version of a doorknob, you push them and they do nothing. They try to act important but it’s all fake.
My coworker is a lacky ass. He says he’s working but he’s just watching cat videos.
My mom says I’m a lacky ass for not cleaning my room. I say she’s a lacky ass for not cleaning hers.
That guy in class is a lacky ass. He talks too much but knows nothing.
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A person who’s so useless they make the moon look like it’s doing work.
My neighbor is a lacky ass. He says he’s going to fix the fence but he’s just eating chips.
My dog is a lacky ass. He sits there like he’s king but he doesn’t even bark.
My teacher called me a lacky ass because I didn’t do my homework. I called her a lacky ass because she didn’t do hers.
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A person who flirts with your boss and then steals your snack while you’re at lunch.
My boss is a lacky ass. He praises me but takes credit for my work.
My friend is a lacky ass. She says she’s helping me but she’s just using me.
My mom is a lacky ass. She says she’s working but she’s just watching soap operas.
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