lackwit

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A brainless blob who thinks they're smart. Like a donut with no filling and no idea what a filling is.

My cousin tried to explain quantum physics and said 'it's like a donut' and that was it.

He asked me if I knew what a joke was and I said 'no' and he said 'then you're a lackwit'.

He tried to flirt with my dog and it stared at him like he was a bad pizza.

A human who thinks they're clever but can't even spell 'clever'. A walking mistake.

She texted me 'I love u' and I said 'you're a lackwit' because it's 'I love you' and you're not even right.

He tried to write a poem and it was just one sentence: 'I am cool.'

She tried to explain the plot of a movie and said 'it's about a man who walks into a bar and nobody laughs.' I said 'you're a lackwit.'

A person so dumb they think being loud means being smart. Like a donkey with a megaphone.

He yelled 'I'm smart!' in the middle of a library and got kicked out.

She screamed 'I know everything!' and then asked what a triangle was.

He tried to impress me by shouting 'I’m the best!' and then forgot what he was talking about.

A person who thinks they're a genius but can't tell the difference between a genius and a goon.

He said he was a genius and then asked me what a goon was. I said 'a fool' and he said 'then you're a lackwit.'

She tried to explain a math problem and said 'it’s like a goon with a calculator.' I said 'you’re a lackwit.'

He thought he was a genius because he could spell 'genius' and didn’t know what it meant.

A person who has no brain and thinks they’re the king of brains. Like a chicken with a crown and no idea what a brain is.

He wore a crown and said 'I’m the king of brains!' and then asked what a brain was.

She tried to be a brain and said 'I think I’m a brain!' and then said 'what’s a brain?'

He wore a crown and said 'I’m the king of brains!' and then fell off a chair.