lackstar

He said he'd marry me if I wore a chicken suit. I said I'd marry him if he stopped sniffing my armpits.

She asked for a raise and a free taco. I said no and threw a taco at her.

My ex called me a lackstar. I said he was a cockroach with a bad attitude.

He asked me to dance. I said I'd rather eat a pizza and never see him again.

She said I was a lackstar. I said she was a pizza with no cheese.

He tried to flirt with my mom. I said he was a lackstar and a disgrace.

He fell off the bar and said he was the king of the night. I said he was a drunk chicken who needed a nap.

She called me a lackstar. I said she was a chicken who could barely stand up.

He drank six beers and tried to propose. I said he was a lackstar and a fool.