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Doing something like you just got out of jail and don't care if it explodes.

I showed up to the meeting in pajamas and said 'I got this.'

She baked a cake with one hand and texted her ex with the other.

He wrote the report on a napkin and called it 'art.'

When you do something like you’re drunk and your dog just bit your neighbor.

He showed up to the test with a pizza box and a middle finger.

She wore socks with sandals and called it a 'fashion statement.'

He answered the phone with 'What?' and hung up.

Doing stuff like you just got kicked out of heaven and you're mad about it.

He did his homework on a donut and called it 'study time.'

She wore a shirt inside out and didn’t even notice.

He showed up to the party with no shoes and a full bottle of whiskey.

When you do things like you're fighting a bear and your coffee is on fire.

He wrote the essay on a napkin and threw it at the teacher.

She showed up to the interview with hair in a sock and a potato in her hand.

He answered the math test with 'I don’t know' and drew a cat.