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Doing something like you just got out of jail and don't care if it explodes.
I showed up to the meeting in pajamas and said 'I got this.'
She baked a cake with one hand and texted her ex with the other.
He wrote the report on a napkin and called it 'art.'
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When you do something like you’re drunk and your dog just bit your neighbor.
He showed up to the test with a pizza box and a middle finger.
She wore socks with sandals and called it a 'fashion statement.'
He answered the phone with 'What?' and hung up.
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Doing stuff like you just got kicked out of heaven and you're mad about it.
He did his homework on a donut and called it 'study time.'
She wore a shirt inside out and didn’t even notice.
He showed up to the party with no shoes and a full bottle of whiskey.
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When you do things like you're fighting a bear and your coffee is on fire.
He wrote the essay on a napkin and threw it at the teacher.
She showed up to the interview with hair in a sock and a potato in her hand.
He answered the math test with 'I don’t know' and drew a cat.
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