lacksadaisy

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Too lazy to care and too dumb to try

My brother did his math homework with a pencil that had no lead. Lacksadaisy.

She showed up to the party in pajamas and called it a fashion statement. Lacksadaisy.

He forgot to brush his teeth and still called me a mess. Lacksadaisy.

No brains. No style. No backbone. Just a blob of regret.

That essay had more spelling errors than a drunk kid at a spelling bee. Lacksadaisy.

He wore socks with sandals and didn’t even know it was wrong. Lacksadaisy.

She said ‘I love you’ and then forgot to text me back. Lacksadaisy.

So bad at life it’s almost admirable

He ate the whole pizza and still said it was bland. Lacksadaisy.

She took the blame for the mess but didn’t even clean it. Lacksadaisy.

He tried to sing but it sounded like a cat got stuck in a blender. Lacksadaisy.

No talent. No ambition. Just a mess in a human form

He failed the test and still said the teacher was unfair. Lacksadaisy.

She showed up to the meeting with a hairbrush and a face full of glitter. Lacksadaisy.

He tried to do a magic trick and it just looked like he was confused. Lacksadaisy.

So lazy it’s a crime and so clueless it’s a lifestyle

He took a nap during the final exam and still said he was tired. Lacksadaisy.

She wore the same shirt every day and called it a fashion choice. Lacksadaisy.

He forgot his own birthday and still said he was too busy. Lacksadaisy.