Lackogiggedy

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When you're so lonely you could eat a whole pizza by yourself and still feel like you're missing a part of you.

'I haven't had sex since my dog died. I'm basically a human salad.'

'My significant other is out partying with a pizza and a neon sign.'

'I'm so Lackogiggedy I started talking to my plants about my love life.'

When your partner is busy doing things that are not sex and you're left with just your thoughts and a very confused sock.

'My boyfriend is watching cat videos instead of me. I'm a sock in a sock drawer.'

'She’s texting her ex instead of me. I’m a ghost in a haunted house.'

'He’s building a Lego castle instead of doing me. I’m a broken toy.'