lackofpussyitus

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When a man gets so sick from not getting any pussy he could die. Like he’s been dry for so long his brain is about to explode.

My cousin was so bad he had to go to the ER because he missed his daily cumshot.

My neighbor was so desperate he tried to flirt with my dog.

I had to take my dad to the hospital because he tried to kiss my mom's foot.

When a guy has no action so bad he’s like a broken microwave. He can’t function.

My uncle hasn’t had sex in two years. He’s been living off snacks and Netflix.

My friend tried to date a sock. It didn’t work.

My brother tried to hump my mom’s leg. She told him to stop.

When a man hasn’t had any pussy so long he thinks he’s a woman. He’s that desperate.

My dad thinks he’s a woman now. He wears my sister’s clothes.

My friend tried to make out with a chair. It was a disaster.

My brother asked me if I wanted to have a baby with his pants.