Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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when you miss kayla so bad it feels like she took your favorite snack and your last toy. you get a headache and maybe cry a little.

i miss kayla so much i threw my math homework at the wall

i saw a cat and cried because it reminded me of kayla

i tried to eat my feelings and it didn’t work

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a disease where you can’t stop thinking about kayla. it’s like she’s in your brain and won’t leave. you might get a headache and feel like a total mess.

i had a dream about kayla and woke up screaming

i tried to forget about kayla and now i hate myself

i texted kayla 20 times and got ignored

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when you miss kayla so much you’re ready to punch someone. it’s not just sad, it’s like your whole life depends on her.

i punched my brother because he wouldn’t talk about kayla

i cried in the hallway because kayla wasn’t there

i skipped lunch to think about kayla

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a problem where you miss kayla so bad you can’t focus. you’re like a broken robot and your brain is screaming.

i tried to do my homework and drew kayla on every page

i walked out of class because i missed kayla too much

i forgot my lunch and my feelings

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5

when you miss kayla so much you’re ready to die. it’s not just sad, it’s like your heart is made of glitter and it’s falling apart.

i tried to die by eating too much candy

i cried so much my eyes turned pink

i told my teacher i was going to die if i didn’t see kayla

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a feeling so strong it makes you want to scream, cry, and text kayla 100 times. it’s like your brain is on fire and your heart is a disco.

i screamed so loud the neighbors called the police

i cried in the bathtub because i missed kayla

i texted kayla 100 times and she didn’t reply

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