lackofgraceitis

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You’re clumsy and awkward like a deer in a parking lot. She’s out of your league and you’re still trying to impress her.

I tripped over my own feet while trying to ask her out. Classic lackofgraceitis.

He spilled his coffee on her shirt and then laughed. Real smooth.

She asked him to dance and he fell off the chair. That’s not a first date.

You’re so uncoordinated you look like a baby trying to do parkour. She’s too good for you and you know it.

He tried to high-five her and missed completely. It was like a slap fight.

She told him she liked him and he ran into a wall. That’s not a good look.

He tried to kiss her and bumped her forehead. Hard.

You’re so graceless it’s like watching a chicken try to fly. She’s out of your reach and you’re still trying to win her.

He tried to do a cool pose and fell over. It was a disaster.

She said yes to his date and he tripped on his own shoes. Classic.

He tried to walk in and ran into a door. That’s not a way to impress someone.

You’re as graceful as a pig in a mud bath. She’s too good for you, but you’re still trying to charm her.

He tried to dance and just wobbled like a drunk man. That’s not dancing.

She asked him to walk with her and he stumbled like a drunk elephant.

He tried to be cool and just flailed like a confused chicken.

You’re so graceless it’s like watching a toddler try to do yoga. She’s too good for you and you’re still trying to win her.

He tried to do a cool move and just fell on the floor like a baby.

She asked him to sit with her and he collapsed like a broken chair.

He tried to be smooth and just flailed like a confused lobster.