lackoffunditis

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A fancy name for when you're broke and your wallet is crying for mercy.
My pants are tighter than my bank account.
I ate a whole box of cereal because I couldn’t afford lunch.
I asked my mom for five bucks and she said I had to earn it.
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When you have no cash and your brain starts thinking about stealing.
I considered robbing a convenience store just to get a soda.
I borrowed my dog’s collar to pay my rent.
I told my teacher I was sick because I couldn’t afford my bus pass.
3
A disease where you can’t buy food and your stomach is screaming at you.
I had to eat a plate of spaghetti because I couldn’t afford anything else.
I asked my friend for a dollar and he said I had to work for it.
I skipped breakfast because I didn’t have money for toast.
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When your bank account is so empty it’s like you’re in a desert with no water.
I had to eat my homework because I couldn’t afford food.
I used my last dollar to buy a snack and now I’m stuck.
I told my dad I was going to die because I had no money for gas.
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A serious illness where you can’t afford anything and your brain starts to shut down.
I had to eat pizza for lunch because I couldn’t afford my sandwich.
I asked my brother for a dollar and he said I had to pay him back.
I told my teacher I was going to fail because I didn’t have money for my books.
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