Lackofcatitis

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When you're stuck with no cat but your brain is screaming for one like it’s the last slice of pizza.

I’ve been staring at my bare floor for three hours. My soul is gone. #Lackofcatitis

My friend has a cat. I don’t. I’m dying. #Lackofcatitis

I tried to adopt a cat. They said no. I cried. #Lackofcatitis

When you have zero cats but you wish you had a million and you’re mad at the universe for not giving them to you.

I’m mad at the universe. It didn’t give me a cat. It gave me a job. #Lackofcatitis

Why is my life so cat-less? It’s not fair. #Lackofcatitis

I’m living a cat-free life. It’s a sin. #Lackofcatitis

When you're cat-less and your heart is broken because you're missing the best friend you'll ever have.

I miss my cat so much. My heart is a sad meatball. #Lackofcatitis

My ex had a cat. I don’t. I’m emotionally destroyed. #Lackofcatitis

I cried at the pet store. I didn’t buy anything. #Lackofcatitis

When you’re cat-free and you're mad, sad, and jealous all at the same time.

I’m mad, sad, and jealous. My life is a mess. #Lackofcatitis

My neighbor has a cat. I don’t. I’m a loser. #Lackofcatitis

I was jealous of my friend’s cat. I cried. #Lackofcatitis

When you have no cat but you're pretending you do just to make people jealous.

I told my friend I have a cat. He believes me. I’m a fraud. #Lackofcatitis

I fake a cat. It’s working. #Lackofcatitis

I have no cat but I act like I do. It’s a game. #Lackofcatitis

When you're cat-less but you're still buying cat food like it's a religion.

I bought cat food. I have no cat. It’s a ritual. #Lackofcatitis

I eat cat food for breakfast. It’s a habit. #Lackofcatitis

I pray to the cat god. He didn’t send me a cat. #Lackofcatitis