lackoass

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A person whose butt is so tiny it looks like it was stolen by a thief. Can’t even make a pair of jeans look decent.

Bro, your butt is like a raisin. No wonder your jeans look like they're dying.

She tried to wear those jeans, and it was like watching a dog try to wear a coat.

He’s so lackoass, he could fit into a backpack and still have room for snacks.

Someone so butt-challenged they could be mistaken for a kid who still eats cereal for dinner.

That guy’s butt is like a marshmallow. It’s not even close to being full.

She tried to sit down, and it was like watching a deflated balloon.

He’s so lackoass, he could pass for a ghost.

A person whose butt is so small it could fit in a sock. They’re like a failed experiment from the butt lab.

His butt is so small, it’s like he’s been doing sit-ups since the Stone Age.

She looked in the mirror and cried. Her butt was like a pebble.

He tried to wear a pair of jeans, and it was like watching a fish try to wear a hat.

A person whose butt is so weak it can’t even hold up a single donut. It’s like a broken chair.

His butt is so lackoass, it can’t even hold up a donut. It’s like a broken chair.

She sat down and her butt looked like it was about to cry.

He’s so lackoass, he could pass for a piece of furniture.

A person whose butt is so small it could be mistaken for a pencil. They’re like a failed attempt at being cool.

His butt is like a pencil. It’s not even close to being full.

She tried to wear jeans, and it was like watching a pencil try to wear a coat.

He’s so lackoass, he could fit in a pencil case.

A person whose butt is so weak it can’t even hold up a single biscuit. It’s like a broken bridge.

His butt is so weak, it can’t even hold up a biscuit. It’s like a broken bridge.

She looked at her butt and cried. It was like a broken bridge.

He tried to sit down, and his butt looked like it was about to collapse.