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When your face looks like it never saw a pimple in its life. Like you’re the cleanest human ever.
My skin is so clear I could be a walking commercial for skincare.
I haven’t had a breakout since middle school. My face is basically a blank canvas.
My face is so smooth I could slide my phone across it like a tray.
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When your skin is so good it’s almost insulting to other people’s faces.
My skin is so good it’s like I’ve stolen my friend’s zits and threw them in the trash.
I looked in the mirror and my face was like, 'Why even bother with acne?'
My skin is so good my crush asked me if I used a mirror to apply my makeup.
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When your face is so clean it makes other people’s faces look like a war zone.
My face is so clean it’s like I’ve been using a face mask since the dawn of time.
My skin is so good my mom said I was born with a skincare subscription.
I looked so clear my dermatologist asked if I was cheating.
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When your face is so zit-free it’s like it’s been hiding from pimples for years.
My skin is so good I think it’s been on a pimple vacation for a decade.
My face is so clear it’s like it’s got a permanent 'no zits allowed' sign.
My face looked so good my teacher said I was probably a skincare influencer in another life.
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When your face is so good it’s basically a crime to have bad skin.
My skin is so good it’s like it committed a crime against zits.
I looked so clear my friend said I should start a lawsuit against acne.
My face is so good my dermatologist said I should take a break from skincare.
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